- Harry Stern: [talking in his sleep] No, Mr. Birch, there's there's no bath in the lounge... no, there's no van in the door... the lights... they're, they are all working, no Mr. Birch, don't hit me!
- Harry Stern: Neil, wake up, I just had the most awful nightmare! I dreamt that, that wall, right, and the bath fell into the lounge! It was awful!
- Neil: Yeah, yeah, then we had a party for David Taylor's birthday, then Martin drove Dawn's van into the front door.
- Harry Stern: How did you know that?
- [suddenly realizing]
- Harry Stern: Oh no... you mean I didn't dream it?
- Neil: No, it all happened yesterday.
- Harry Stern: I got to get all me valuables out before he starts up in the bathroom.
- Dawn Lodge: Valuables, what valuables?
- Harry Stern: Well, like me deoderant, you know, like the Old Scrum and the Eau De Toilet De Bisceps. I can't have any, any of them to go missing again, can I? Can't afford it!
- Kim: Oh, where would he be without his Eau De Toilet De Bisceps, eh?
- Dawn Lodge: Smelly, I would think.
- Dawn Lodge: [Harry has fallen through the hole in the bathroom into the lounge] I told you to be carefull! Are you all right?
- Harry Stern: No!
- Dawn Lodge: Speak to me.
- Harry Stern: No!
- David Taylor: Can you move your arms?
- Harry Stern: No!
- David Taylor: Can you move your legs?
- Harry Stern: No!
- David Taylor: Can you move your head?
- Harry Stern: No!
- David Taylor: Oh, thank God, he's all right.
- Dawn Lodge: Yeah, I think so too.
- Harry Stern: I'm in a great deal of pain here!