Paul (2011)
Bill Hader: Haggard
Photos
Quotes
-
Haggard : [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?
Graeme Willy : Oh, no, that's Clive's...
Clive Gollings : It's my novel.
Haggard : [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!
O'Reilly : That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme Willy : [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.
O'Reilly : I was just sayin'...
-
Haggard : I am authorized to use deadly force! Stand down!
Moses Buggs : That thing's got my daughter!
Haggard : Stand down! This is not your mission!
Moses Buggs : I'm on a mission from God!
Haggard : Tell him you failed!
[shoots Buggs]
-
[repeated line]
Adam Shadowchild : 3 tits? That's awesome.
Haggard : 3 tits? That's awesome.
Agent Zoil : 3 tits? That's awesome.
Alien on Paul's ship : 3 tits? Awesome.
-
[repeated line]
Haggard , Pat Stevens , Agent Zoil : Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?