The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)

Will Ferrell: McDermott

Quotes 

• McDermott : Most people who're this situation, their life flashes before their eyes and they go through a list of regrets. For the next 45 seconds I want to go through the list of things I've done right. Number one. Full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy. 10% real fruit juice MOTHER FUCKERS!

• McDermott : Ten percent real juice motherfucker!

• Don Ready : Hey McDermott, we did it. A happy ending!

  McDermott : Yeah, if you call selling cars in Temecula a happy ending.

  Angels : [signing]  Temecula! It's not even motherfucking Fresno!