- Garrett Modi: Wait a second. This Heinrich guy, he said you guys have a business? I've only seen you in a suit once, and it was completely backless.
- Jun Ho: Garrett, can you help us? You're like the smartest business guy we know.
- Garrett Modi: That's probably not true. I'm living in my sister's office until my Pokémon cards regain their value.
- Jun Ho: Dad is so mean. He's not like our moms.
- Hakim: Moms? I thought you were twins.
- Mei Lin: We're half twins. We were born at the same time to different moms.
- Garrett Modi: Where do your moms live?
- Jun Ho: Don't worry about it. They're safe.
- Garrett Modi: Didn't ask that, but I can tell from the way you're saying it that they're definitely not safe.
- Mei Lin: Well they are, though, and wherever they are, they're always free to come and go as they please.
- Jun Ho: But they never want to because they're safe.
- Garrett Modi: Guys, if you want him in your life more, you need to say so. Also, why you're at it, find out where your mothers are.
- Mei Lin: We told you, they're safe.
- Erik: Come see "Mondale", the musical that has received three cease and desist letters from Lin-Manuel Miranda.