Psych (TV Series)

Rob-a-Bye Baby (2007)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

Quotes 

• Henry Spencer : All right, which one?

  Shawn Spencer : [points to a house]  That one.

  Henry Spencer : Yeah? Well, that's a stupid house to rob.

  [beat] 

  Shawn Spencer : Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get ahold of the burglar's number. You can call him, tell him how disappointed you are.

• Henry Spencer : This was not a crime of chance, Shawn... that house was chosen for a reason.

  Shawn Spencer : [in a dramatic tone]  There can only be one.

  Henry Spencer : What?

  Shawn Spencer : What? I thought we were doing lines from Highlander. My bad.

  Henry Spencer : Let's get out of here.

  Shawn Spencer : [in a Scottish tone]  Wait. That sensational feeling? That is the quickening.

  Henry Spencer : Everyone can do Connery. Your Lambert sucks.

  Shawn Spencer : At least I have a Lambert...

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : You mean, after I scoured the city and couldn't find anyone, you just stumbled upon a nanny responsible enough for chief Vick?

  Shawn Spencer : That I did.

  Henry Spencer : [holding and talking to the baby while attracting a whole group of nannies in the play yard]  Give me a little... whoop... whoop.

  Shawn Spencer : And you gotta admit - the man knows how to work a baby.

  Henry Spencer : [suddenly spots Shawn]  Shawn!

  Shawn Spencer : [to Gus]  Don't look back. Just keep walking.

  Henry Spencer : Shawn! Shawn! Where are you going? Come on, you said five minutes! Don't... Don't you dare leave! Shawn!

  Henry Spencer : [suddenly looks at the baby]  I'm smelling something really foul coming out of this thing!