- Mr. Sleaze: Well, if it isn't Lockjaw's love, Lieutenant Callahan.
- Debbie Callahan: You dirtbag! One day I'm gonna squeeze the sleaze right out of you!
- Carey Mahoney: Captain, you all right?
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: [gasps] I'm dizzy. All the blood rushed to my head.
- Larvelle Jones: I guess it saw an empty space and went for it.