- Kate Bradley: What is it, fellas?
- Sam Drucker: Well, Joe was talking to us about getting a Mayor for Hooterville?
- Kate Bradley: And you like the idea?
- Floyd Smoot: What's good enough for Crabwell Corners ain't good enough for us.
- Charley Pratt: That don't make sense.
- Floyd Smoot: Well if it had made sense I wouldn't have said it.