The 80th Annual Academy Awards (2008 TV Special)

Jon Stewart: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Jon Stewart : Ladies and gentlemen, err, according to IMDb, our next presenter is the star of the 2010 Untitled Nicole Kidman Project; please welcome Academy Award winner Nicole Kidman.

• Jon Stewart : Dennis Hopper is here, ladies and gentlemen.

  [applause] 

  Jon Stewart : I'm only saying that so he knows where he is.

• Jon Stewart : [referring to all of the dark, violent films that are up for nominations]  Does this town need a hug?

• [after correcting himself about the number of pregnant actresses at the show, in a mock category] 

  Jon Stewart : The baby goes to... Angelina Jolie!