Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Dethecution (2007)

Brendon Small: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Swigelf, Pickles, Charles Foster Ofdensen

Quotes 

• Charles Foster Ofdensen : You have to get back to work and back into the studio, and make another record, so start thinking about that.

  Nathan Explosion : Well, start thinking about this!

  [struggles to overturn a table] 

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : Actually, I had that table... I had that table...

  [waits until Nathan stops] 

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : I had that table permanently fixed to the floor.

  William Murderface : Oh no.

  Nathan Explosion : Don't you take away my ability to have tantrums, alright. That you CANNOT have! Alright, you ROBOT?

• Charles Foster Ofdensen : A number of criminals are going to be executed soon and the prison system has asked you to perform at this execution.

  Nathan Explosion : No. Pass.

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : And they want you to pick how they are executed.

  Nathan Explosion : Aww, awwww... DARN! That's awesome! That's really awesome!

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : Does this sound like something you might consider doing?

  Nathan Explosion : [throws a beer bottle across the room]  DAArrrhhh... YEAH! But it's gotta be really fucking brutal.

• Pickles : [about the band's return to performing]  ... We're glad you forced us out there again. Y'know, it felt good. Y-y-y'know, couple of things I would have done differently though, y'know, whatever...

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : You mean like, not blind the stage driver and crash it into a prison of dangerous criminals?

  Pickles : Heheh - no, that was a happy accident.