Mulligans (2008)

Dan Payne: Nathan Davidson

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• Stacey Davidson : I'm just trying to show a little interest and talk about something other than golf. There are other people at this table. Maybe you'd like to hear what Birdie has planned for the day. Would anyone like some more waffles?

  Birdie Davidson : Uhh, we haven't even started yet.

  Stacey Davidson : Well, we'd best get started then, shouldn't we?

  Nathan Davidson : Sorry, your mother's right. It's polite to show interest, otherwise you can seem cold or frigid.

  Stacey Davidson : Oh, sometimes it's what people do when the actions of others seem erratic or unusual.

  Nathan Davidson : It's difficult for someone to attempt spontaneity if they're greeted with ridicule.

  Stacey Davidson : When you don't tend your chickens, they'll never produce the golden egg.

  Tyler Davidson : Okay, I get it. Show a little interest. Sorry. Birdie, what're you doing today?

  Birdie Davidson : Mom doesn't like that I've seen a penis so I have to start tennis lessons.

  Tyler Davidson : That's great. That's really great. Great waffles, Mom.

• Birdie Davidson : First, see if the victim is conscious and breathing. Second, call for help in a loud, clear voice. "Help... help." And third, if the victim is not breathing, check the mouth for anything that may be blocking the air hole, like an apple core or something.

  Nathan Davidson : Hey, Birdie. Why are your dollies naked?

  Birdie Davidson : They were swimming, and Lindsey almost drowned.

• Birdie Davidson : I saw Jeffrey's penis.

  Nathan Davidson : Who's Jeffrey and why'd you see his penis?

• Tyler Davidson : Dad, I can't believe you get up that early to go running. At your age, shouldn't you be knitting or something?

  Nathan Davidson : Thanks, smart ass.

• Tyler Davidson : Man, no more meat for Birdie, huh? She's so weird sometimes.

  Nathan Davidson : Maybe she needs a little change.

  Tyler Davidson : No, she's ALWAYS eating meat.

  Nathan Davidson : Maybe she never really liked it.

  Tyler Davidson : Yeah, you think once she gets a taste she's gonna go back?

  Nathan Davidson : I don''t know. Maybe she'll be a veggie for life. Hey, you know what, you might try it. Maybe you'll surprise yourself.

  Tyler Davidson : No. I don't need to try it. That stuff is gross.