Quotes
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Bartholomew Lefkowitz : I did not survive a pogrom, a gulag, and a bris in a back alley just so I could be baked like a strudel.
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Dr. Archie Morris : Mr. Lefkowitz, did Mr. Perkins have any new pills at the home?
Bartholomew Lefkowitz : They're always giving us pills. You can't poop, they give you a pill. Complain about the government, you get a pill!
Dr. Archie Morris : Can you be more specific?
Bartholomew Lefkowitz : Try to get people to vote for Obama, they got a pill for that too!
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Pamela Olbes : Air conditioner broke down at a nursing home. Multiple victims with hyperthermia and dehydration, another five coming in the van.
Bartholomew Lefkowitz : Yeah, they turned our place into Kentucky Fried Old Folks!