The ingredient jars on the shelf read: Squid Brain, Powdered Spider Legs, Eye of Newt, Generic Bile, Aqua Ditae, Hampster Bits, Ishtar Box Office Receipts, and Freeze-Dried Flea Brains.
The recipe for "Pies" from Merlin's spellbook reads: Sift: One pinch powdered spider nostril, 1 maggot's armpit, 1 smoked tapeworm, set aside; [page 2] Blend: Grumph from a Troll's belly button, 2 goats' hoof-jam, add powdered mixture, puree until creamy, add fruit to taste.
The sign at the entrance of the castle reads: "Welcome to Camelot / Ask about our Round Table"
Tabby cat turned into dog / Tabby cat turned into duck / Tadpoles, magic uses of / Tahoe, how to win at Blackjack / Take over the world spell / Unicorns, the magic of / Vultures turned into frogs / Wombat powder, uses of / Zebra gizzard soup.
Six lizard legs / Three eyes of newt / Two hedgehog spleens / One half-eaten gingerbread cookie that's been left on the counter overnight / A red dragon's toenail clipping.