- Queen Elizabeth II: Put some elbow into it! We must have this room ready for the banquet tonight! Chop-chop!
- Prince Edward: Really Mummy, why do we have to redecorate the banquet room?
- Queen Elizabeth II: Because we used up the rest of the budget on the rest of the castle. Now back to work!
- Princess Anne: I'll never be queen!
- Prince Andrew: [holding his paintbrush backwards] My paintbrush doesn't work!
- Princess Sarah: Twit.
- Queen Mum: I don't want to do this poop anymore! I want some tea!
- Queen Elizabeth II: Now, we would like you to begin work immediately.
- Wakko Warner: ...Who's like us to begin?
- Queen Elizabeth II: We would. Us. Ourselves.
- Wakko Warner: [Jumping up on Queen Elizabeth and looks down her throat] How many people you got in there? Hello? HELLO?
- Queen Elizabeth II: Get away from us!
- Yakko Warner: She needs therapy.
- [Plants the queen on a therapy couch]
- Yakko Warner: Alright Sybil, whom I'm speaking to now?
- Queen Elizabeth II: We insist that you stop this! You people are crazy!
- Yakko Warner: Look who's talking.
- Queen Elizabeth II: Knock knock!
- Wakko Warner: Who's there?
- Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen!
- Wakko Warner: "The Queen" who?
- Queen Elizabeth II: The Queen of England!
- Wakko Warner: ...That's not a very funny knock-knock joke.