- Miles Standish: [to the Warners] Be gone pests and give me the bird!
- [referring to their turkey]
- Yakko Warner: We'd love to really, but the Fox censors won't allow it!
- Yakko Warner: [pretending to be a psychologist] So tell me about your hamster, Petey was it?
- Miles Standish: Oh Petey, how I didist love that hamster so, I tooketh him to bed with me every night you know!
- [Yakko gives him a weird look]
- Yakko Warner: [waving to the audience] Goodnight everybody!
- Miles Standish: You don't look like Native Americans.
- Yakko Warner: Well confidentially, we're adopted.