The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (TV Series)
The Ugly Mermaid (1990)
Walker Boone: Mario
Quotes
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Mario : [coughs, with his eyes closed] Someone turn off the water! Oh, boy! What a nightmare! I dreamed I was drowning. It was horrible.
[coughs]
Mario : I was saved by the most hideous, disgusting creature.
Holly Mackerel : You're safe now, my dreamboat!
Mario : [opens his eyes] NO! Somebody wake me up, quick! Holy mackerel!
Holly Mackerel : That's Holly Mackerel, and my royal fortune teller told me a handsome frog prince would be hopping into my life. And here you are!
Mario : Ma'am... heh heh... lady... fish... uh, whatever you are, you're great for saving me, but I'm no frog prince. What I am is leaving!
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Mario : I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marriage on her mind.
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Mario : Brave men die a single death, cowards marry fish-head mermaids.