Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight Rider (2008)

Justin Bruening: Mike Traceur

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• K.I.T.T. : Why did you leave Sarah Graiman?

  Mike Traceur : Oh, we are not talking about this.

  K.I.T.T. : Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her.

  Mike Traceur : She said that?

  K.I.T.T. : Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual?

  Mike Traceur : Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that?

  K.I.T.T. : Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort?

  Mike Traceur : Monogamy is not natural.

  K.I.T.T. : Why do you say that?

  Mike Traceur : Because relationships don't last.

  K.I.T.T. : It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce.

  Mike Traceur : You happy?

  K.I.T.T. : I cannot be happy.

  Mike Traceur : Yeah, me neither.

• K.I.T.T. : I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here.

  Mike Traceur : Yeah, I know what you mean.

• Mike Traceur : Michael? Will I ever see you again?

  Michael Knight : I hope so.

• Mike Traceur : K.I.T.T, shut up

• K.I.T.T. : You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you.

  Sarah : [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T]  Do unto others.

  K.I.T.T. : [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer]  From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12.

  Mike Traceur : This is intolerable.

  Mike Traceur : [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car]  Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!

• Mike Traceur : K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank.

  K.I.T.T. : Don't even think about it, Mike.

• K.I.T.T. : I require fuel.

  Mike Traceur : You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of?

  Sarah : Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better.

  Mike Traceur : Why you gotta hate on Nebraska?

  K.I.T.T. : My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned.

  Mike Traceur : So the super car runs on gas.

• Mike Traceur : Well, together again.

  K.I.T.T. : I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here.

  Mike Traceur : Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive?

  K.I.T.T. : Is this going to become a habit?

  Mike Traceur : Definitely.

• Mike Traceur : He was my friend.

  K.I.T.T. : I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.

  Mike Traceur : Every cowboy needs a sidekick.

  K.I.T.T. : I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse

  Mike Traceur : Hey, sense of humor. That's new.