Jackass 3D (2010)
Bam Margera: Self
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Quotes
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Chris Pontius : [after getting stung by a scorpion] I'm fuckin' pissed!
Bam Margera : What'd you think was gonna happen?
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Crew Member : You think Knoxville's gonna catch the ball?
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Nope.
Bam Margera : Nooo.
Ryan Dunn : Who gives a shit?
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Phil Margera : I had to take a mean shit.
Bam Margera : There's a gorilla.
Phil Margera : I know. I had to take a mean shit. It was coming out. Hear it? It's all juicy. I had to do it.
Bam Margera : Phil, you are mingin'.
Phil Margera : I know. I had to.
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Bam Margera : Get in the Lambo, shitbird.
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Bam Margera : I changed my mind. Stun guns are the number one most thing that I hate now. Bulls are second. Snakes are third. That sucked.
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Bam Margera : [one of Bam's hands is glued to Preston, the other to Phil] I kind of like it when Preston says...
Preston Lacy : OW! Fuck!
Ryan Dunn : Wait - what do you like Preston to say?
Preston Lacy : GRRRRRRRRRRRR! OW!
Johnny Knoxville : Get a little symphony going.
Preston Lacy : OW!
[pulls again]
Preston Lacy : GRR!
Phil Margera : [mumbles incoherently] OW!
Preston Lacy : OW!
Preston Lacy : Fast!
Phil Margera : OW!
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Bam Margera : [both of his hands are covered with hair after using the super mighty glue] That is mingin'-ass Phil's. Preston's is pretty gross but that is disgusting!
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Bam Margera : I just love that they're climbing up a 40-foot tree and they're gonna have a 60-foot drop and it's the top of the morning.
Ryan Dunn : Top of the morning to ya!
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Bam Margera : [Dunn is launched into the lake and travels far] But I gotta give it to Paul Bunyan's 40 foot fucking cartwheel.
Dimitry Elyashkevich : You looked like Buck Rogers going through time, you know?
Ryan Dunn : Yeah it felt like I was in the air for a fort night.
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Bam Margera : [to Ehren, who's about to have his tooth extracted by a Lamborghini] Here's the good news - what you are doing is stupid.
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Bam Margera : Basically, all hell's gonna break loose.
Chris Pontius : It's gonna be a blood orgy.
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Bam Margera : Dude, that is the worst fear I could ever imagine and you fucking dick sucking fucking asshole... motherfuckers just did that to me!
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April Margera : No, don't pour that on your boo-boo hand!
Bam Margera : AHHH!