Still Waiting... (2009 Video)

David Koechner: Dan

Quotes 

• Dean : Ok, well that was a good trip. I actually need some money. Cash. Right now, if you could? Twenty dollars would do it.

  Dan : You need twenty?

  Dean : Make it a fifty. Just round up. Make it an even fifty. That would make it easier for me.

  Dan : Sure thing.

  Dean : Perfect. Ask and you shall receive.

  [Dean looks at the fifty dollar bill] 

  Dean : Ulysess S. Grant, where the fuck did my life go wrong?