- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Did you bring that for me?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Good because that's the wrong Smurf. I liked Smurfette, that's Brainy Smurf.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well Smurfette was a stupid, shallow Smurf who only had her looks. Look, you're better than Smurfette. You have your looks and a whole lot more.
- Angela Montenegro: [removing contents from the time capsule] One year book-Foothill High, 1987.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [checking list of contents] Check; dehydrate and scan.
- Angela Montenegro: [reading year book] "Have a great summer, don't ever change." Remember those days?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I remember getting grounded every weekend, so many rules to break, so little time.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: You were a nerd fantasy.
- Angela Montenegro: I was all about Barbie.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: She was my first anatomy lesson, I was confused for years.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: What about Ken, I felt so sorry for him.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: There was this girl, Karen Isley, and we were under the bleachers one night... personally.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I got it. You were having sex in the dirt under the bleachers.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Excuse me, I'm a gentleman! I brought my sleeping bag.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Roger Dillon had a pocket watch full of cocaine?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's so 'Miami Vice' I could roll up my sleeves.