Doc Martin (TV Series)
Movement (2007)
Ian McNeice: Bert Large
Quotes
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : [standing in the kitchen of Bert's new restaurant] This kitchen is disgusting!
Bert Large : I've been feeding myself for years. I haven't killed myself once.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : I want you to close this restaurant.
Bert Large : [wanting to get out of earshot of his customers] Come into the kitchen. I put everything I've got into this place.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Well, you're certainly putting something into it that's making people very ill, indeed.
Bert Large : I've eaten here, and I'm perfectly fine!
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Bert, you've spent your entire working life with your arm down a lavatory. You're bound to have built up a resistance to certain bacteria. The point I'm trying to make is that you are by profession and design a plumber, not a restaurateur.
