- Dr. Martin Ellingham: [Placing a small vial before her] Here. I think that'll solve your problem.
- Mandie: What is it?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: I don't know, don't say.
- Mandie: Is it legal?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: It hasn't been, uh, clinically tested.
- Mandie: So, I'm like part of a trial?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Hmm.
- Mandie: Um, these'll gimme tits?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Um. if you take one, uh, once a week, and only one.
- Mandie: Oh, my God!
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Provided you, uh, take regular exercise and eat well, don't smoke or don't drink, your breasts will develop.
- Mandie: How long for?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Uh, until you finish them, finish the course.
- Mandie: Should I take one now?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Yes, put it under your tongue and let it dissolve.
- Mandie: It tastes like peppermint.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: That's correct. Yes.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: [standing in the kitchen of Bert's new restaurant] This kitchen is disgusting!
- Bert Large: I've been feeding myself for years. I haven't killed myself once.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: I want you to close this restaurant.
- Bert Large: [wanting to get out of earshot of his customers] Come into the kitchen. I put everything I've got into this place.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Well, you're certainly putting something into it that's making people very ill, indeed.
- Bert Large: I've eaten here, and I'm perfectly fine!
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: Bert, you've spent your entire working life with your arm down a lavatory. You're bound to have built up a resistance to certain bacteria. The point I'm trying to make is that you are by profession and design a plumber, not a restaurateur.