Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7024 (2005)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the president] If you order right now, we will send absolutely free, absolutely nothing!
Ryan Stiles : BUT ACT NOW!
Colin Mochrie : RIGHT now! We have operators somewhere!
[pretends to laugh with Colin]
Ryan Stiles : I gotta say, Colin.
Colin Mochrie : What, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : If there was just one man who was alive today, I would vote for him. Who do you think I'm talkin' about?
[Colin flaps his lips while thinking]
Ryan Stiles : Jim...
Colin Mochrie : [interrupting] Millard Fillmore.
Ryan Stiles : Who?
Colin Mochrie : Millard Fillmore.
Ryan Stiles : No no, not your math teacher. I'm talking about Jim Morrison.
Colin Mochrie : Oh!
Ryan Stiles : Remember him?
Colin Mochrie : Yes!
Ryan Stiles : He used to be with a little band called The Doors.
[an audience member shouts, "Hooooo!"]
Ryan Stiles : [Ryan looks around, puzzled] Sorry, time's up. Our free offer has ended.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the president] Hey Ryan, what does this remind you of? Mood rings...
[pause; audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : white suits... pet rocks?
Ryan Stiles : Your wedding.