The Hangover (2009)

Rob Riggle: Officer Franklin

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• Officer Franklin : [to a group of schoolchildren]  Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect... Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun: up close and personal

  [tasers Stu in the neck; Stu collapses] 

  Officer Franklin : ... or you can shoot it from a distance. Now, do I have any volunteers? You want to come up here and do some shooting, huh? Alright. How about you, young lady? Come on up here.

  Officer Franklin : Alright. Let's go, handsome. Come on.

  [Alan steps forward] 

  Officer Franklin : Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back.

  [to Phil] 

  Officer Franklin : You, pretty boy.

  Officer Franklin : [to girl]  Alright. Now, it's real simple. All you got to do is point, aim and shoot. Alright?

  Phil Wenneck : You don't really want to do this.

  Officer Franklin : You can do this. Just focus.

  Phil Wenneck : Don't listen to this maniac. Let's think this thing through.

  Officer Franklin : *Finish him!*

  [the girl tasers Phil] 

  Officer Franklin : Right in the nuts! That was beautiful! Well done! Giver her a hand, everybody. Good job! Well done! Good job! That was great!

  Officer Franklin : Look, hey, we got one more charge left. Anybody want to do some shooting up here? How about you, big man? Come on up here. Okay, same instructions: just point, aim and shoot. There y'go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.

  [the kid tasers Alan] 

  Officer Franklin : *In the face! In the face!*

• Officer Franklin : Not you, fat Jesus.

• Stu Price : You found the car?

  Officer Franklin : Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4."

• Officer Franklin : I see guys like you in here every fuckin' day.

  Officer Garden : Every fuckin' day!

  Officer Franklin : Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up!

  Officer Garden : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Officer Franklin : Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny!

• Officer Garden : [to Phil, Stu, and Alan, after they are taken in for stealing a police car]  Think you gon' get away with it? Not up in here!

  Officer Franklin : [lividly]  Not up in here!