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Quotes
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Chloe Decker : [Referring to the victim] Okay, Ella, what do we have?
Ella Lopez : BlueBallz.
Lucifer Morningstar : You, too?
Ella Lopez : No. Blue Ballz, with a "Z".
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Chloe Decker : We're not... normal.
Lucifer Morningstar : No.
Chloe Decker : We... we're us. And we're... incredible.
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Chloe Decker : Uh, Linda, I'm not quite sure why Maze called you. But like I told you, this is a sting.
Linda Martin : Oh, I thought you said "vodka".
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Chloe Decker : Ladies, let me remind you that there is a killer here.
Linda Martin : As long as that killer doesn't cry, spit up, or wet themselves, I am in.
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Chloe Decker : Sleeping with the Devil, it must be different somehow, right?
Linda Martin : Well, it's not like he has a forked penis or anything.
Chloe Decker : Oh, he doesn't?
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Ella Lopez : Oh, you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I'd put it, like, in the thousands, probably.
[Chloe makes a face]
Ella Lopez : But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You're sexy.
Chloe Decker : That actually hadn't crossed my mind.
Ella Lopez : Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart.
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Chloe Decker : Hey, what's with all the gift baskets?
Jed Carnal : They're from my fans. They found out my place blew up, and they've been sending me stuff from all around the world. It's crazy how devoted they are.
Lucifer Morningstar : Devoted to you? Yes, that is crazy.
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Chloe Decker : Electrocuting a colleague? Blowing up his own studio? No one would go that far just to be near me.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I did go to Hell and back for you, twice, but who's counting?
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Chloe Decker : Jed, meet Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar : "Jed"?
Jed Carnal : Yeah, it's my real name. What's yours?
Lucifer Morningstar : [Scoffs]