Batwoman (TV Series)

If You Believe in Me, I'll Believe in You (2020)

Gabriel Mann: Tommy Elliot

Quotes 

• Kate Kane : Believe it or not, Tommy Boy, I'm not here for a measuring contest.

  Tommy Elliot : Oh, that's too bad. Speaking of being the bigger man, have you heard from Bruce?

• Tommy Elliot : If you can't trust your money launderer, who can you trust?

• Dr. Butler : Give us the journal, and we will let you walk out of here.

  Tommy Elliot : Really? What, just out into the street where every wanted poster will have my...

  [taken aback when Alice measures his forehead with her fingers] 

  Tommy Elliot : ...face on it?

  Alice : Not if we get you a new one.

  Tommy Elliot : Oh. Tsk. This is what it's like bartering with a psychopath.

  [with a nod from Alice, Butler pulls his mask off, revealing Mouse] 

  Alice : We can make you into anyone you want to be; real, imagined... whoever your little heart desires. So, do we have a deal?

• Alice : I couldn't help but listen in to your little visit with Kate Kane, because when my sister wants something, I want it more. What's so special about the dearly departed Lucius Fox's journal, just between us bad guys?

  Tommy Elliot : I'm sorry. Are you two working together? What's going on here?

  Dr. Butler : You can answer the question voluntarily, or we will extract it.

  Tommy Elliot : Heh. Supposedly, it's a failsafe to kill the Bat if the suit ever got into the wrong hands.

  Alice : Why's Bruce Wayne's R&D guy telling dear diary about that?

  Tommy Elliot : [as if it's obvious]  Because Bruce Wayne's Batman.

• Tommy Elliot : Get out of my cell.

  Alice : But yours is so much roomier than mine, and there's going to be a vacancy when they strap you to the electric chair for murdering Lucius Fox.

  Tommy Elliot : Oh, but, Alice, haven't you heard? I'm crazy! 100% unfit to stand trial.

  Alice : Mmm.

  Dr. Butler : Not anymore, I'm afraid. I got a call this morning from a judge asking my opinion in regards to your fitness to stand trial. As Arkham's chief medical officer, I could hardly lie, so the Crows will be here soon to collect you.

  Alice : But we can help you.

  Tommy Elliot : Why... would you help me?

  Alice : Because you're gonna help us.

• Tommy Elliot : Visiting hours are four days a week. He's a total no-show. Is that any way to treat your best friend?

  Kate Kane : It is if you killed his actual best friend: Lucius Fox.

  Tommy Elliot : [banging the glass in anger]  That's an outrageous lie. Lucius was never Bruce's best friend.

  Kate Kane : Of course that would be your takeaway.

  Tommy Elliot : What did Lucius Fox ever do for Bruce?

  Kate Kane : You mean besides turning Wayne R&D into the world leader in defense technology? Oh, but you already knew that. That's why you had him killed; for his journal. You wanted the keys to the candy store.

• Johnny Sabatino : How'd you know Batwoman would be coming for the journal?

  Tommy Elliot : Well, I have friends in low places.

  Johnny Sabatino : Yeah, that I knew. The Bat's been a thorn in my bottom line for too long. Can't wait to clip her wings.

  Tommy Elliot : Oh. Well, you enjoy that, buddy. Where's the journal?

  Johnny Sabatino : Yeah. See, here's the thing. If that book was so important that the Batbaby wanted it, I'm thinking that you undersold me on its value, so I'm gonna hang onto it.

  Tommy Elliot : Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, don't be a dick.

  Johnny Sabatino : Tommy, your accounts are frozen, you're on ice. Can you blame me for giving you the cold shoulder? Take care of yourself, buddy.

• Alice : Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but he was an egg and never should have been sitting on that wall in the first place, and honestly, what were a bunch of horses gonna do?

  Tommy Elliot : W-W-When do I get my face?

  Alice : As soon as I get that journal. And it's not just a face, Tommy. It's a whole new you.