The Boondocks (TV Series)

Tom, Sarah and Usher (2007)

Jill Talley: Sarah Dubois, Quiet Storm

Quotes 

• A Pimp Named Slickback : This is my state-of-the-art surveillance center.

  Tom Dubois : Why does a pimp need a surveillance center?

  A Pimp Named Slickback : Included in your retainer fee is state-of-the-art bitch surveillance. Quiet Storm, here, has been monitoring your wife's conversations and emails.

  Quiet Storm : Daddy, I've got transcripts of all the conversations today. No mention of Usher. I'm hacking into her email now, but this computer is running a bit slow. Perhaps if we didn't have dial-up...

  A Pimp Named Slickback : [Slaps Quiet Storm with a magazine]  Bitch, don't start with that "we need another computer" shit again! You say that shit every time a new iMac comes out. You ain't Slick, you better make that G4 work, bitch, and stop playin' with me!

  Quiet Storm : Yes, daddy.

• Sarah Dubois : I don't think one more glass of wine will kill you.

  Tom Dubois : No, but driving under the influence of alcohol could kill me or you, or somebody's baby. Worse yet, I'd spend the next 20 years in jail being...

  Sarah Dubois , Tom Dubois : anally raped.

  Sarah Dubois : Yeah, let's talk more about your violated rectum. Oh, I find it so romantic.

• Sarah Dubois : I have seen all of your movies.

  Usher Raymond : Really? Even "Light it Up"?

  Sarah Dubois : I loved "Light it Up". I named my dog "Light it Up".

  Usher Raymond : Girl, please. My mama wouldn't even see "Light it Up".