House M.D. (TV Series)
Whatever It Takes (2007)
Michael Michele: Dr. Samira Terzi
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : FYI, my malpractice insurance doesn't cover alien autopsies.
Samira Terzi : That's fine. X-files are the next wing over.
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Dr. Gregory House : You idiot.
Dr. Samira Terzi : Who are you calling an idiot?
Dr. Gregory House : Whoever knew that John was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia.
Dr. Samira Terzi : Brazil?
Dr. Gregory House : [House turns and faces Agent Smith] Well, then, I guess I'm talking to you, idiot.
CIA Agent Smith : It's the same region. It's the same parasites, same diseases...
Dr. Gregory House : But not the same language. In Bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts. Brazil, on the other hand, has castanhas-do-Pará. Literally, "chestnuts from Pará." Because it would be stupid for people from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts!
CIA Agent Smith : So he ate Brazil nuts. Big deal.
Dr. Gregory House : No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts which is a big deal, because they contain selenium - which in high doses causes fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation, discharge from the fingernail beds and hair loss. Any of that sounding familiar?
CIA Agent Smith : Can you treat it?
Dr. Gregory House : We've already started. Treatment's chelation, same as for radiation sickness. The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning.
CIA Agent Smith : So what's the problem?
Dr. Samira Terzi : [to Agent Smith] You're an idiot.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Dr. Terzi] Wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy and hop on the company jet? A little trip down Mexico way? I'm not talking about the country or the plane.
Dr. Samira Terzi : You think acting like an idiot and talking about sex works on girls?
Dr. Gregory House : Well if it didn't, the human race would have died out long ago.
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Dr. Gregory House : You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis. Wait a second, I think I screwed up that joke.
Samira Terzi : You're offering me a job?
Dr. Gregory House : I'd settle for that.
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Samira Terzi : [to House] This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic. He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis.
Dr. Curtis : Dr. House.
Dr. Gregory House : "Curtis on Immunology" Sidney Curtis?
Dr. Curtis : Oh, you've read it?
Dr. Gregory House : Nope, but it is keeping my piano level.
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Dr. Curtis : [to Dr. Terzi] Where was the patient when he first felt ill?
Dr. Samira Terzi : Sorry, that's classified, but assume there aren't too many places in the world John hasn't been. And, yes, John's a cover name.
Dr. Curtis : And what makes you think it was an attempt on his life?
Dr. Samira Terzi : Sorry, can't tell you that either.
Dr. Curtis : Well, what can you tell us?
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. Did Oswald really have sex with Marilyn Monroe?