TaleSpin (TV Series)

The Golden Sprocket of Friendship (1990)

Michael Gough: Colonel Ivanod Spigot

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• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : What way is this to run a country?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Never mind! I will go see if preparations are in order for my grand presentations of the highly coveted Thembrian Golden Sprocket! Stay and guard it as if your life depends on it; because it does. Remember, this is a Friendship Festival. You can't trust anyone. I am Colonel Spigot. You may have heard of me.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Answer me! Stop playing dumb!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : The sprocket! Oh, it's safe.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : It's all right, my bullets are back in Thembria. They can't leave the country without an eleven-fourteen form, and we were all out of those.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, five! Hup, two... HALT! Oh, you're back. You found my sergeant?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Please, not my Sprocket! Oh, help! Mmm..

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : He's not a friendly! He's a Thembrian! Now, I want to know what's going on here! What? What? What?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Ah, Cape Suzette. The soft, white underbelly of the world. Smell the decadence

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : No triplicate E1-18s? No day-long line?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Yes, the doohickey's okay! No thanks to you and your Cape Suzette ways. Friends indeed! Find Sergeant Dunder! I shall stand guard. My speech is at six. If you're not back by then, it's going to be war. War! War!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : What is going on here? Why are people wearing silly outfits near my plane?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : The Golden Sprocket? Never! Say, you're not the kid in the pickle outfit, are you? Ha, Guess not.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Steal the Golden Sprocket? Steal the Golden Sprocket?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Stop with the hotdogs, Sergeant Dunder! We have more important things to do. First, where do we get processed? I'm always ready for the proper forms and paperwork.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Aha! Now it's two against two. Come on, Sergeant Dunder! Now we've got you outnumbered!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Uh, let's not do anything I'm going to regret.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Hot dogs? Hot dogs?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Hotdog Commandos? I should inform the High Marshal. He would probably be interested in having Hotdog Commandos of his own. Sergeant Dunder? My official notepad. I'm speaking to you, Sergeant "Soon to be shot if you don't answer" Dunder! You're not Sergeant Dunder!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Wait, wait, wait! There's more! Mr. Mayor; the Thembrian Golden Sprocket for you.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Yeah, yeah; jokes. Tell a few. I know. Now, how did that one go? Umm... Why did the flightless fowl cross the runway? Heh, heh. He didn't. Good one. I'll open with that... Good...

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : They stole the Sprocket! They stole the Sprocket! You're to blame! And you're to blame! And you and you! And especially you, Sergeant. I'm going to send you for my firing squad.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : es. Good evening, ladies and ladies... gentlemen... people. So... Ah, how many of you are from..Z-Thembria? Hm? Hm? Eh? I tell you, Thembrian lines are the worst. I once stood in a line so long, I had to set my watch back an hour. An hour because of... uh... the time zone difference.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : That's Spigot.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : What a presentation! The High Marshal will be so proud. People said they'd never seen anything like it. Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work. Maybe I should go into... Dare I say it? Showbiz.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : But I must present it now!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : You'll all be shot! Especially you, Sergeant Dunder. You'll have to be shot twice.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : The firing squad.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : And there's no Sprocket to present. When the High Marshal finds out...

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Bon apeno! Bon apeno! Hey! I thought this was a Friendship Festival?

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Ha-heh. And then the doctor asks the man, "What's wrong?". The penguin replies, "I'm not sure, but I've got this guy under my feet; but I can't get rid of!"

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Polar bears? I don't want to go like Grandma! You've got to do something!

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Presentation? I have to present the Golden Sprocket to the Mayor.

• Colonel Ivanod Spigot : Get me down from here! Get me down from here!