Back at the Barnyard (TV Series)

Lights! Camera! Moo!/Animal Farmers (2008)

Wanda Sykes: Bessy the Cow

Quotes 

• Otis the Cow : Hey, what did you use in that energy drink?

  Bessy the Cow : Milk.

  Peck the Rooster : Vitamins.

  Abby the Cow : Love.

  Otis the Cow : And...?

  Freddy the Ferret : And these pepper shakers.

  Otis the Cow : That's not pepper, that's dynamite!

• Bessy the Cow : No one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas!

  Otis the Cow : Here, let me demonstrate.

  Otis the Cow : Attaching udder to the milk machine: I've seen the farmer do this like a hundred times! Turn it on Turn it on!

  Pip the Mouse : Ok you're the boss. Turn on machine.

  Otis the Cow : The machine starts sucking milk: Oh it's quite pleasant, actually it's like a gentle tug ha ha ha.

  Otis the Cow : Ok, slightly less gentle now.

  Otis the Cow : Machine starts sucking hard: ! My udders are on fire!

  Otis the Cow : Turn it off!

  Bessy the Cow : Machine turns off: Ha Ha Ha, that is one funny milking machine...