- Otis the Cow: Hey, what did you use in that energy drink?
- Bessy the Cow: Milk.
- Peck the Rooster: Vitamins.
- Abby the Cow: Love.
- Otis the Cow: And...?
- Freddy the Ferret: And these pepper shakers.
- Otis the Cow: That's not pepper, that's dynamite!
- Bessy the Cow: No one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas!
- Otis the Cow: Here, let me demonstrate.
- Otis the Cow: Attaching udder to the milk machine: I've seen the farmer do this like a hundred times! Turn it on Turn it on!
- Pip the Mouse: Ok you're the boss. Turn on machine.
- Otis the Cow: The machine starts sucking milk: Oh it's quite pleasant, actually it's like a gentle tug ha ha ha.
- Otis the Cow: Ok, slightly less gentle now.
- Otis the Cow: Machine starts sucking hard: ! My udders are on fire!
- Otis the Cow: Turn it off!
- Bessy the Cow: Machine turns off: Ha Ha Ha, that is one funny milking machine...