John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019 TV Movie)
Cordelia Comando: Cordelia
Quotes
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Mr. Music : Give me the clarinet you mentioned before/I said I didn't need it/Give it to me, please/You'll never believe what a sound it makes/When I throw it out the window and the window breaks.
Cordelia : No! That's my clarinet.
Mr. Music : It landed on a truck full of pillows that was passing by only then. Lord, you don't want me to make music, do you?
[spotting a cat on the kitchen island]
Mr. Music : Maybe grab that cat by its tail...
John Mulaney : Hey! No!
Mr. Music : ...swing it around, and the cat will wail.
[stepping on the broken wine bottle he dropped]
Mr. Music : OW! OW! MOTHER MARY! There's glass here! Who put glass here?