Sex Drive (2008)
Clark Duke: Lance
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Quotes
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Ian : [handing Felicia a new t-shirt] Another one for the collection.
Felicia : Oh, cool. Thanks.
[she stares at nothing leaning on the GTO]
Ian : What?
[she points down on the car roof. Lance is on the back seat comforting a sobbing Brandy]
Lance : It's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry.
Ian : Lance, what are you doing?
Lance : Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself, because I'm just trying to show another human being a little compassion.
[pause]
Lance : And my dick.
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[Ezechiel comes out from the barn where the GTO is on repair]
Ezekiel : Uh-oh. See that creamy stuff? You blew your head gasket. That's not good.
Ian : Shit.
Ezekiel : Dont' cry. We can fix it.
Ian : Really?
Ezekiel : Yeah, really. We're good at it.
Ian : Yeah?
Ezekiel : Yeah, I didn't mean to undersell it, but it's an impressive thing. Yeah, we'll fix it.
Ian : Wow, that'd be cool.
Ezekiel : Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met.
Ian : Wow.
Ezekiel : Wow.
Ian : Thank you.
Ezekiel : Yeah, you're welcome. That's what you say when people do nice things for you. You know, there's a pretty big shindig shaping up next door if you guys want to hang there while we work on it. Take it easy while we do all this - for you.
[he turns to the barn]
Ian : Does he have an attitude?
Lance : No, he's fucking with you.
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Thug Prisoner : Hey! Hey ladies.
Lance : Hey how about you sit the fuck back down before me and you have a problem.
Thug Prisoner : How about you just, uh... chill out man. Be cool.
Lance : Alright we good?
Thug Prisoner : Yea, we're good.
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Lance : I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
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Lance : I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.
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Lance : Just relax, man. I got a good feeling about this, you know. We're gonna party with the Amish!
Felicia : Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be one kick-ass quilting bee.
[They see Fall Out Boy downloading amps and instruments]
Peter Wentz : What's up, man?
Ian : Hey.
Felicia : [astonished] No effing way!
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Lance : It's like knives!