Wayne Brady: Self

Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Scenes From a Hat", the suggestion is "first lines of the world's worst national anthems"]  I want to live somewhere else!

  Colin Mochrie : Our main export is conditioner!

  Ryan Stiles : [in Barry White voice]  Oh baby...

  Wayne Brady : Our country gets the highest!

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Scenes From A Hat", the suggestion is "unlikely lines from Star Trek"]  May the Force be with you.

  Colin Mochrie : [as Scotty]  Aye, Captain. More power? No problem.

  [mimes pushing button and crossing his arms] 

  Wayne Brady : Chaka Khaaaaaaan!

  Ryan Stiles : [miming sitting on a toilet]  Oh, we're out of toilet paper.

  [mimes pushing button on his shirt] 

  Ryan Stiles : Can someone beam me up some Scotty?

  Colin Mochrie : [off-stage]  Yeah, I got it, I got it.

  Aisha Tyler : Captain Kirk, I'm a naked green woman from the planet Blorg. But I really just want to talk and get to know you a little better and be your friend, I definitely don't want to have sex with you.

  Colin Mochrie : [as Captain Kirk]  That's, all I want!

• Wayne Brady : [in "Questions with Hats"] 

  [wearing a pumpkin hat] 

  Wayne Brady : Would you like to taste my seeds?

  [audience laughs/oohs] 

  Wayne Brady : Because I'm a pumpkin. Damn!