- Ryan Stiles: [in "Scenes From a Hat", the suggestion is "first lines of the world's worst national anthems"] I want to live somewhere else!
- Colin Mochrie: Our main export is conditioner!
- Ryan Stiles: [in Barry White voice] Oh baby...
- Wayne Brady: Our country gets the highest!
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Scenes From A Hat", the suggestion is "unlikely lines from Star Trek"] May the Force be with you.
- Colin Mochrie: [as Scotty] Aye, Captain. More power? No problem.
- [mimes pushing button and crossing his arms]
- Wayne Brady: Chaka Khaaaaaaan!
- Ryan Stiles: [miming sitting on a toilet] Oh, we're out of toilet paper.
- [mimes pushing button on his shirt]
- Ryan Stiles: Can someone beam me up some Scotty?
- Colin Mochrie: [off-stage] Yeah, I got it, I got it.
- Aisha Tyler: Captain Kirk, I'm a naked green woman from the planet Blorg. But I really just want to talk and get to know you a little better and be your friend, I definitely don't want to have sex with you.
- Colin Mochrie: [as Captain Kirk] That's, all I want!
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits"] Let's get back to one of our favorite tracks, of course, I'm talking about the one with Stevie Wonder and Willie Nelson.
- Ryan Stiles: Wonder-Wilson... Wonder-Nelson...
- Colin Mochrie: Shut up!
- Wayne Brady: [in "Questions with Hats"]
- [wearing a pumpkin hat]
- Wayne Brady: Would you like to taste my seeds?
- [audience laughs/oohs]
- Wayne Brady: Because I'm a pumpkin. Damn!