Bones (TV Series)
The Santa in the Slush (2007)
Patricia Belcher: Caroline Julian
Quotes
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [after kissing Booth] It was like kissing my brother.
Caroline Julian : You sure must like your brother.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : She does.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Bones is hanging mistletoe in her office] What is with the mistletoe?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I was going to talk to you about this. Caroline wants us to kiss under the mistletoe.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : It's the only way she'll make Christmas for my family.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What, by having us kiss?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Why?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Because she's feeling puckish.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Puckish? What's that mean?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Listen, Booth, she's gonna be here any second. Do you want some gum?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No, my breath is just fine. Alright, look, I'll have a talk with Caroline.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No!
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [surprised] No?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I'm only telling you out of professional courtesy.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : So that you won't be surprised.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Yeah, when you say kiss, you mean like kiss-kiss, like on both cheeks?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No, the lips.
[Booth gives a little apprehensive smile]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Like brother and sister. Colleagues. French people meeting on the street.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Caroline's feeling puckish, huh?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : It means playful and impish.
Caroline Julian : [Caroline walks in] Congratulations. I hear you have a suspect in the Santa slaying.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Yeah. Well, it looks like the Easter Bunny has nothing to worry about.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Did you talk to the judge about the trailer?
Caroline Julian : Yes, I did. What about your end?
[Bones points to the mistletoe]
Caroline Julian : Well! Look at that. Mistletoe. You take a step to your right, you'll be right under the cute little sprig.
[She shoves Booth so he's standing under the mistletoe with Bones. He stammers a slight protest, gives up, and he and Bones kiss]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Was that enough steamboats?
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [She and Booth have just kissed under the mistletoe] Was that enough steamboats?
Caroline Julian : Plenty. A whole flotilla.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I don't know what that means, but, um, Merry Christmas.