Top Gear (TV Series)

MotorHome Racing - Alfa Romeo 159 vs Tall Man Across The Humber Estuary (2007)

Richard Hammond: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Richard Hammond - Presenter : This is my motorhome, a Ford, um, Midas. Nice. Now, let's meet my competition and their mobile motorsport racing living quarters.

  [We see the other drivers showing up] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Mitsubishi L300, we've got touring car star Matt Neal.

  [We see Matt Neal driving the Mitsubishi] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Toyota LiteAce, we've got touring car star Anthony Reid.

  [We see Anthony Reid driving the Toyota] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the Chevrolet, we've got touring car star Tom Chilton.

  [We see Tom Chilton driving the Chevrolet] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : In the left-hand drive Fiat Ducato MV75 Globetrotter, we've got touring car star Mat Jackson.

  [We see Mat Jackson driving the Fiat] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : And in the Transit, we got desperate.

  [We see James May driving the Transit] 

• Richard Hammond - Presenter : Now the point of this sport is that you should be able to drive your motorhome home again. So, the rules are simple. Fifteen laps and no body contact.

  [the drivers ram each other with abandon] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : Mind you, we have invited touring car drivers.

• Richard Hammond - Presenter : Luckily, my structure was still holding.

  [Richard gets rammed again and his structure collapses] 

  Richard Hammond - Presenter : No, it wasn't.