- Nathan Explosion: [Murderface is trying to write a song] Alright so let's hear it, let's go Simon and Garfunkle.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah let's go Loggins and Messina.
- Nathan Explosion: Yeah let's go George and Ira Gershwin.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah let's go Rogers and Hammerstein.
- William Murderface: Wait a minute, why the hell am I two people?
- Nathan Explosion: Let's go, Crosby Stills and Nash.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: And Youngs.
- Nathan Explosion: And Walter Becker and Donald Fagan.
- William Murderface: Alright alright alright, just shut up! I need to concentrate. Open strong...
- Nathan Explosion: That's a uh, great book you got there.
- William Murderface: Just shut up! Gotta think!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah less thinkings more playings, come on grandpa guitar, let's do this!
- William Murderface: Fine, fine! Here goes!
- William Murderface: [playing acoustic] A million miles from nowhere, dragon lance burns hot... by the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost... cha cha, cha changes... mm, tits, a fish, a fish with tits. Titty fish.
- [Suddenly throws the guitar on the floor and stomps on it]
- William Murderface: Aw shucks! I broke the guitar! Aw nuts!