Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Star Struck/U.S. Acres: Election Daze/Dirty Business (1990)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

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Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : I haven't seen my cousin, Berferd, since I was in short pants and playing kids games.

  Garfield : That'd be a week ago Thursday.

• Jon : [after being hit with mud]  Someone's slinging mud!

  Garfield : And it's nowhere near Election Day.

• Jon Arbuckle : Well, you're my cousin, so I'm gonna go find this Rufus and talk some sense into him.

  Berferd : I wouldn't do that if I were you.

  Jon Arbuckle : [walks away]  I'll settle this or my name is Mud.

  Garfield : Mud should be back any minute now.

  [seconds later, Jon returns with mud on his face] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Hello. My name is Mud.

  Garfield : We were expecting you.

• Garfield : [as Jon takes another bath after being hit with mud]  If Jon keeps this up, he's gonna go through the world's supply of rubber duckies in one day.

• Berferd : Nice to have you here, cousin.

  Jon Arbuckle : Nice to be here, Berferd. How are you doing?

  Berferd : I'm starving to death.

  Garfield : Ah, we have much in common.

• Garfield : [while chasing a pack rat]  Candy bar thief! Stop! In the name of Overeaters Anonymous!