"AFI Life Achievement Award" AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pacino (TV Episode 2007) - George Lopez as Self

George Lopez : [In the character Tony Montana from Scarface] Al, I live! It was a flesh wound: superficial, stuff like that. You need people me, you need people like me so you can point your fuckin fingers and say "That's the bad guy, or my waiter. Good evening ladies and gentlemen or as Tony Montana would say "fuck you", how's that ok? Why me? Huh? After Scarface, I'm the only Latino Pacino didn't kill that's why. Tony Montana was the Lindsay Lohan of the eighties. Shit's fucked up, Scarface is an American movie classic. Nonstop drugs, drinking, eating, sucking, fucking. It shows how unfair life is. Al Pacino got the AFI award, Paris Hilton: five days in jail. That's ok, Scarface is a story about a Cuban immigrant who understood in this country, first you gotta make the money, and then when you get the money, you the power, when you get the power, and you get the woman. You know who said that first? Rosie O'Donnell. Tony Montana could be in any movie, the character transcends. Wizard of Oz "Toto, how many times I gotta tell you we're not in fuckin Kansas anymore." Gone With the Wind, "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a fuck. Jerry Maguire, "you had me at fuck you", so say goodnight to the bad guy, Al thanks for inviting me man

George Lopez: Self