Half in the Bag (TV Series)

The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review (2019)

Rich Evans: Rich

Quotes 

• Mike : [about the Emperor being alive]  Either way, it negates Vader's sacrifice, of throwing him down the pit.

  Rich : Oh, yeah.

  Mike : So... but, who cares anymore?

  [Jay cracks up] 

  Mike : Who gives a shit?

  [smash cut to Darth Vader and a group of Stromtroopers dancing to the notes of "Don't Touch That"] 

• Mike : I just wanted to wrap up the whole "this is not my fault" thing, because... because... people have been sa- first of all, the idea that Mr. Plinkett saying "J.J. Abrams would make a great director for a Stars Wars movie" had absolutely no impact at J.J. Abrams being chosen to direct The Force Awakens, okay? Zero!

  Rich : ...you don't know that.

  Mike : I guess I don't!

  [Jay and Rick crack up] 

  Mike : But I never said he should write it with the guy who wrote Batman vs Superman!

• Rich : What do you do with Star Wars now? Where do you go?

  Mike : There's a whole bunch of high-paid people asking themselves this question right now, as they watch the reviews come in.

  Jay : They sound a lot more panicked than you, though.