Real Time with Bill Maher (TV Series)
Amy Klobuchar; Pramila Jayapal; Katie Couric; Van Jones; Bret Stephens (2020)
Bill Maher: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Himself - Host : New rule: someone must tell researchers who recently concluded that yes, cats do have facial expressions, "Cool! Now do Kristen Stewart."
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Himself - Host : New rule: these two fashion models have to stop looking at me like they're daring me to take a stab at a pronoun.
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Himself - Host : New rule: seriously?
[laughter as a picture of a street light with both "no parking" and "1-hour" parking signs is shown]
Himself - Host : You know what? At this point, let's just replace these parking signs with a troll.
[laughter]
Himself - Host : Who tells you a riddle you can't figure out.
[laughter]
Himself - Host : "It is he who parks at three, but at four, will pay more."
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Himself - Host : New rule: essential oils have to admit they're really not that essential.
[laughter]
Himself - Host : In fact, many people go their entire lives without experiencing sandalwood, so let's just admit there's only one oil that's truly essential: AstroGlide.
[laughter and applause]
Himself - Host : It's Valentine's Day! You see? It was... it was for Valentine's Day.
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Himself - Host : New rule: stop...
[laughter as the viral photo of Trump and the tan line on his face is shown]
Himself - Host : Stop wondering what this is all about; I figured it out. It all makes sense now; the erratic behavior, the rambling speeches... that's not Trump, that's Nicolas Cage with Trump's face sewn on.
[laughter as the promotional poster of "Face/Off" is shown, with Trump's face pasted over Cage's]