Whip It (2009)

Carlo Alban: Birdman

Photos 

Quotes 

• Bliss Cavendar : Seriously, out of all the places to go to in the world, who would come to Bodeen?

  Pash : Them. I mean, they're smart, at least they just pass through.

  Birdman : Go ahead and mock it. But without the Blue Bonnet factory, this town wouldn't exist.

  Pash : You know what, Birdman, I think I preferred you before you got promoted. You know, now you're all corporate.

  Bliss Cavendar : I know. I miss the old Birdman.

  Pash : Yeah.

  Birdman : Ladies, don't let the tie fool you. I'm still one of us. But y'all are gonna have to start calling me Dwayne now. It's more dignified.

  Pash : No. Birdman is the only thing you have going for you.

  Birdman : That's what you think.

• Birdman : I mean, did anybody bother to think, "Hey, Birdman might appreciate hot girls in fishnets and roller skates beating the crap out of each other"? No, they did not.