- Self - Presenter: But I hadn't bought the goats to be used as wellness props. I bought them to lay waste to my brambles.
- Self - Head of security: Just a hint. If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out.
- Self - Farmhand: Say that again.
- Self - Head of security: Don't knock so loud.
- Self - Farmhand: Sorry, we're farmers.
- Self - Head of security: I don't care. I'm not.
- Self - Farmhand: Ok ... that told us.
- Mushroom Customer: Just out of curiosity, are you selling space penises?
- Self - Presenter: Mother Nature's ability to mend itself isn't always a source of joy. Sometimes it can be downright annoying.
- Self - Presenter: Having cleared a new path to the dam site, we got into a construction worker state of mind and moved on to the next job.
- Self - Farmhand: Lunch.
- Self - Presenter: Hold on, it says here that it's good for your focus, memory and digestion.
- Self - Lisa: Yep.
- Self - Presenter: Right, so this is the nutrition values on it, yeah?
- Self - Lisa: Yep.
- Self - Presenter: Total fat. Naught.
- Self - Lisa: Excellent.
- Self - Presenter: Total sodium. Naught.
- Self - Lisa: Excellent.
- Self - Presenter: Total carbohydrate. Naught. Total sugars. Naught. Total added sugars. Naught. Protein. Naught. There's nothing in it.
- Self - Lisa: Excellent.
- Self - Presenter: Well, how can it help your memory and focus and digestion when it contains nothing?
- Self - Lisa: They're magic mushrooms.
- Self - Presenter: Yes, I know but, if you add butter, there's a point to it. How can peop... why?
- Self - Lisa: Are you complaining or are you growing mushrooms?
- Self - Presenter: I'm gonna struggle to stand in the shop, say would you like to buy this, what, this mushroom powder? They'll go, what's in it? Nothing.
- Self - Lisa: Whatever.
- Self - Presenter: Honestly, Lisa, do your friends eat this shit?
- Self - Lisa: Anyone who's everyone takes Lion's Mane.
- Self - Presenter: I don't understand this at all.