The Goode Family (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Mike Judge: Gerald Goode

Quotes 

• Gerald Goode : So, President Jensen, we just simply need more money. If you want to have a proportionally diverse staff, we need three more minority hires.

  President Kent Jensen : Hmmm, or we could just fire three white guys. Everybody wins.

• Helen Goode : I've got no problem with abstinence. It's these abstinence people. They're not like us. They wear flag pins, Gerald, and you know as well as I do what that means.

  Gerald Goode : Now, come on, Helen, since the election, we can all wear flag pins.

  Helen Goode : Really? You're gonna wear a flag pin?

  Gerald Goode : Er, no. My point is, maybe we shouldn't be so judgmental. Don't we always try to celebrate people's differences, and learn from them?

  Helen Goode : Sure, if they're like Native Americans or backwards rainforest tribes, but not these people.