- Gerald Goode: So, President Jensen, we just simply need more money. If you want to have a proportionally diverse staff, we need three more minority hires.
- President Kent Jensen: Hmmm, or we could just fire three white guys. Everybody wins.
- Helen Goode: I've got no problem with abstinence. It's these abstinence people. They're not like us. They wear flag pins, Gerald, and you know as well as I do what that means.
- Gerald Goode: Now, come on, Helen, since the election, we can all wear flag pins.
- Helen Goode: Really? You're gonna wear a flag pin?
- Gerald Goode: Er, no. My point is, maybe we shouldn't be so judgmental. Don't we always try to celebrate people's differences, and learn from them?
- Helen Goode: Sure, if they're like Native Americans or backwards rainforest tribes, but not these people.
- Helen Goode: ...nothing brings a mother and daughter closer than shopping at a high-end organic grocery store.
- Gerald Goode: [sigh] One Earth is so expensive, and it is two for Tuesday at Save Big.
- Helen Goode: We can't shop there, they don't even have a mission statement.