Psych (TV Series)

Murder?... Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller? (2008)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

Quotes 

• Abigail Lytar : [listening to Shawn and Gus bickering]  Oh, wait... I get it. You guys are dating. You're together. Everything makes sense.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : We are not dating!

  Shawn Spencer : You kidding me? He was voted "Most Likely To Succeed". Think he's going to date me?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wasn't Howie the victim at one point?

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, that is so forty minutes ago. I bet you're still telling your friends to chillax.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Hello, Mindy.

  [sees Mindy's bright yellow dress] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You look... nice.

  Mindy Howland : Oh, give it up, button-up. I already have a date to this thing.

  Shawn Spencer : Mindy, it's official. You've won Bitchiest Banana.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : I mean, what have I done in my life that anyone would say was great?

  Shawn Spencer : Dude, the perfect cocoa roundness of your head alone makes you great.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wait, so we know who the killers are, we know who they killed, but we don't have a body? Where is it?

  Shawn Spencer : Well, if I was just some average guy without any superpowers, I'd say, "I don't know. Why are you asking me?" But as head psychic of the Santa Barbara Police Department, I say... I don't know. Why are you asking me?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do you even know what a pep captain is, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah. He's a male cheerleader, I believe.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's a leader among men, Shawn. A leader among men.

  Shawn Spencer : Who cheers. I saw "Bring It On".

• [last lines] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Dear Leland Bosseigh High Administrative Board: We accept that you're withholding our deposit of fifteen hundred dollars for damages. We also accept that you just see us as you wanna see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions: a snarky psychic, an uptight pharmaceutical salesman, a pretty female blonde detective, and a not-so-pretty, unusually lanky detective. But each of us is all of those things. Plus, our normal fee for solving a murder in one meaningful evening is twice that, so enclosed is a bill for three thousand dollars. Please remit payment in the form of a check made out simply to "Psych".

• Carlton Lassiter : [about his date]  We met at the Santa Barbara Bowl at the Ravi Shankar concert last week, and she asked me out on a date.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Who goes to someone else's reunion when they barely even know them?

  Shawn Spencer : Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Lassiter, what are you doing at our reunion?

  Carlton Lassiter : Well, first off, of course it had to be *yours*, 'cause that's my luck. And secondly, I'm on a date.

• Shawn Spencer : Are we back in business, partner?

  [quietly] 

  Shawn Spencer : Milo and Otis.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I get to be Otis.

  Shawn Spencer : That's a given.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [sees Shawn's picture name tag]  Shawn, that isn't you, is it?

  Shawn Spencer : No, it isn't.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's Judd Nelson, isn't it?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes, it is, and it's sweet, sweet nice.