Kenan & Kel (TV Series)
Pilot (1996)
Kenan Thompson: Kenan Rockmore
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Quotes
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Kenan Rockmore : [Runs to the store] What's up, Boss?
Chris Potter : [stacking melons] You're late. Why do you always have to be *late* for work?
Kenan Rockmore : Uh, I had a problem with my car.
Chris Potter : You don't *have* a car.
Kenan Rockmore : That's the problem!
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Kenan Rockmore : Listen. Man; think about how cool it's gonna be when we get our own car. No more waiting for the bus. No more walking to school in the now. And we get to go out on dates!
Kel Kimble : I don't wanna date you!
[pulls away repulsed]
Kenan Rockmore : Not me, man! Girls!
Kel Kimble : Oh, girls!
[laughs]
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Chris Potter : Who violated the Googoo puffs?
Kenan Rockmore : Didn't you feel the earth quake?
Chris Potter : There's no earthquakes in Chicago! Wind; sure!
Kenan Rockmore : See...
Chris Potter : Be quiet! Kenan; This is coming out of your paycheck! Clean up these puffs, Pronto! And Kel; You're fired!
Kel Kimble : But I don't work here.
Chris Potter : See to it that you don't!