Rango (2011)

Blake Clark: Buford

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Quotes 

• Rango : Us reptiles gotta stick together. Right, my brother?

  Buford : I'm an amphibian.

  Rango : Ain't no shame in that.

• Rango : I'd like a glass of water.

  [All of the people at the bar laugh loudly] 

  Patron #1 : He wants a glass of water!

  Doc : Make it a double!

  Patron #2 : Give him the spittoon!

  Buford : [Buford spits onto the table and wipes it up]  Cactus juice, that's what we got.

• Rango : Ooh, yeah, Jake ... you mean my brother!

  Sergeant Turley : Your brother?

  Rango : That's what I said.

  Buford : But he's a snake and you're a lizard!

  Rango : Well, Mama had an active ... uh ... social life.

• Rango : You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.

  Ezekiel : Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.

  Jedidiah : Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.

  Beans : Then where'd you get this here jug?

  Ezekiel : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.

  Balthazar : [starts whacking Ezekiel]  Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?

  Rango : Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?

  Ezekiel : Uh, huh! That's right!

  Sergeant Turley : Eh, I don't believe a word of him.

  Buford : Let's hang him, sheriff!

  Sergeant Turley : String 'em up!

  Beans : This wouldn't be the first time.

  Waffles : It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!

  Furgus : What's going on, sheriff?

  Rango : I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.

  [to Balthazar, sternly] 

  Rango : You and your kin are coming with me.