Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2020)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Spider-Man

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : We have Gwen Stacy, played again by Emma Stone, in a strange montage, giving a graduation speech about bad foreshadowing.

  Gwen Stacy : I know we all think that we're immortal. What makes life valuable is that it ends. So don't waste it living someone else's life.

  Nostalgia Critic : I guess what I'm saying is, that burial site over there looks really nice. Back to me being alive.

  Gwen Stacy : Cause even if we fall short...

  Nostalgia Critic : [the infamous death scene is shown]  Hey, too soon.

• Nostalgia Critic : But it's cool Felicia Hardy, oh yeah Black Cat is in this. Tells Harry about their secret lab alone. Hey gotta justify her in this somehow for that spin-off movie that's never gonna happen.

• Nostalgia Critic : There's less than 20 minutes of the movie left, and another villain has been thrown into the mix, arguably Spider-Man's most famous villain, and he gets 1/9 of the movie to shine.

  Spider-Man : Oh, no. This is bad.

  Nostalgia Critic : [Gwen's infamous death is shown]  This is very bad. Spider-Man fights Harry, slowly turning into Mr. Bean, but Gwen gets tossed, and Spider-Man's web... hand tries to catch her. As fans of the comic have deduced and movie fans are tired of having hammered in, Spider-Man is unable to save her, and she dies.