Better Than Crazy (2015)

Deborah O'Brien: Sarah

Quotes 

• Caroline : Sarah, have you really not had a shot before?

  Sarah : Nope!

  Dave : That can't be true.

  Sarah : It's true!

  Jack : I believe it.

  Dave : Wait...

  Sarah : No! I've had white zin!

  Jack : Well, this is just like white zin, except that it's a lot stronger and you're gonna end up with your panties on your head.

• Jack : I was partying pretty hard last week and my landlord told me that if I did it again, he'd kick me out.

  Sarah : So it's a foregone conclusion that you're getting kicked out.

  Jack : I might need to live in the Winnebago. Does anyone have a problem with that?

  Sarah : Yes! We have to split it! You can't live in it.

  Jack : How can we split the Winnebago?

  Caroline : Have you ever even been inside the Winnebago?

  Dave : LET'S ARM-WRESTLE FOR IT!

• Dave : I got you Pocahontie, the Indian Princess. She has a movable waist and... arms.

  Sarah : No movable legs?

  Dave : She doesn't need em. That's her way.

  Sarah : She has a crutch! And a gun! A giant gun!

  Dave : She likes to shoot with one hand and hobble with the other.

  Sarah : Thank you. I will treasure this always.